The College Trap Part 1 — You Are Not a Student. You Are a Customer.
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This is Part 1 of The College Trap, a recurring series from Alpha VI Battalion examining the real cost of the higher education system and the alternatives most people were never told about.
The Transaction Nobody Explains to You
When you are seventeen or eighteen years old, sitting in a high school guidance counselor's office or a college admissions tour, nobody tells you what is actually happening. Nobody says you are about to enter a transaction in which you are the customer, the product, and the one absorbing all the risk.
They tell you that college is an investment. That a degree opens doors. That you cannot put a price on education. They show you the campus, the dorms, the dining halls, the sports facilities, the student union. They hand you financial aid paperwork and talk about your future.
What they do not tell you is that the university gets paid whether your future works out or not.
That is the college trap. Not the debt, specifically. Not the degree, specifically. The fundamental misalignment between what the institution needs from you and what you need from it. The school needs your tuition. You need a livable return on that investment. Those two needs are not the same thing and the institution is only accountable for one of them.
Universities Are Businesses
This is not cynical. It is accurate. Universities have endowments, revenue streams, marketing budgets, competitive positioning strategies, and enrollment targets. They hire admissions staff whose job is to convert prospective students into paying customers. They build amenities that attract students regardless of whether those amenities produce better educational outcomes. They offer programs that generate tuition revenue regardless of whether those programs produce employable graduates.
None of this is hidden. It is simply not the frame through which high school students are taught to evaluate the decision.
If a restaurant serves food that makes you sick, you can leave a review, demand a refund, and warn others. If a college sells you a degree that produces no return on the money you borrowed to obtain it, they keep the tuition, the loan company keeps collecting interest, and you carry the outcome alone.
That asymmetry is the business model.
Just Because They Offer It Does Not Mean It Educates You
Universities will offer any program that generates sufficient enrollment to justify its existence. This is not a criticism of individual professors or departments. It is a description of how institutional economics work.
The University of Wales offered a course in Jedi studies before public pressure ended the program. Actual credit bearing coursework examining the philosophy of a fictional space religion from a film franchise. Someone designed the curriculum. Someone taught it. Someone paid tuition for it.
In the United States, accredited universities have offered degrees and majors in bowling industry management, adventure education, farrier science, packaging science, turf and turfgrass management, and a range of interdisciplinary studies programs whose employment pathway is difficult to identify from the outside.
This is not a coincidence. This is a market. If enough students are willing to pay for a subject, a university somewhere will build a program around it. The accreditation process does not evaluate whether a degree produces employment. It evaluates whether the institution meets certain structural standards. A degree in a field with no job market can be fully accredited and still leave its graduates with debt and no viable path to repay it.
The Credential Is Losing Value at the Exact Moment the Debt Is Increasing
College tuition has increased at roughly double the rate of inflation over the past forty years. The cost of obtaining a degree has grown dramatically faster than the wages that degree is supposed to unlock.
At the same time, major employers including Google, Apple, IBM, Tesla, and a growing list of federal agencies have removed the four year degree requirement from many of their job postings. The credential is being devalued by the employers it was supposed to impress at the exact moment the cost of obtaining it is at an all time high.
That is a bad trade. It is a bad trade that millions of eighteen year olds are still being funneled into every year because the guidance system that is supposed to help them evaluate it is the same guidance system that benefits from their enrollment.
What Nobody Tells You About the Alternative
Four years of active duty military service produces a security clearance, documented leadership experience, technical training in a specific field, a physically and mentally documented performance history, veteran preference in federal hiring, GI Bill education benefits for when you decide you want a degree, and a network of people who have been tested under pressure.
It also produces something that cannot be put on a resume but shapes everything that can. The understanding of what you are actually capable of when the conditions are hard and the stakes are real.
That is not something a classroom produces. That is something that happens when you are responsible for outcomes that matter to people other than yourself.
The military is not the right path for everyone. But it is the right path for more people than currently choose it, and most of those people choose differently because nobody framed the comparison honestly before they signed the enrollment paperwork.
This series is that conversation.
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